


Released in summer of 2012, Dawnguard was the first of Skyrim’s expansions. After being remastered for current-gen consoles, Skyrim Special Edition was released-containing all three DLC, and the ability to modify your gameplay. DLC (downloadable content), is additional content that has been developed for an already-released game. And what do you score an Incomplete effort? A Zero.Whether you want to be a vampire hunter to keep Tamriel safe, or you’re simply tired of coming home to an empty house-these expansion add-ons breathe life back into Skyrim with a wealth of new adventure. In the six years since Skyrim’s release, Bethesda has released three DLC add-ons-Dawnguard, Hearthfire, and Dragonborn. All in all, this DLC reeks of being rushed and not Beta'd. Beyond that bs, in Skyrim itself, you will get lots of bugs and glitches due to this turd, like screwups when you upgrade your houses, both in city and Hearthfire, enemies, weapons, and "disappearing" gear. The DLC said nothing about being a Dragon Nascar Driver. Whoo wait, I go in a freakin circle until I either fast travel or lock onto a (hopefully appearing somewhere) random enemy? WTF man, I was told FLY A DRAGON. Whoo hoo, I summon me a dragon! Whoo Hoo! I go flying.

He uses the Ethereal shout and sits in the center of the arena laughing while you impotently try to kill him with ANYTHING. The big, cheap, piece of crap story driven you can't kill me boss. That's what I did.) Also, go fight the boss.

(and yeah, if YOU walk up to them too closely, they stop talking and that does it too. You can never complete a quest, which makes Achievement Whoring die right there, PLUS it crashes your game later. Cool yeah? If ANYTHING INTERRUPTS THEM, GAME OVER. To wit: You get to a Nord village, and hear the Matron and her buddy yak. You get to get MORE GLITCHES, more bugs, and 2, count em, 2 game ENDING bugs that make you completely restart a game if you didn't really carefully space out your save files. You get to go see new crap, kill it, and ride a dragon right? Nope. I LOVE you, Bethesda, so why did you do this to me? Dragonborn is sorry. I LOVE you, Bethesda, so why did you do this to me? If there is one time I would ever smack money away from a developer, it's now. If there is one time I would ever smack money away from a developer, it's now.
